I won the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager in the Summer 100 Sex Blogging Challenge courtesy of Victoria. I was so excited as I never win anything, so this was a real treat.
I always preface my review by saying that I don’t really care what the box of a product looks like and then I go on saying how much I loved that particular box, so let’s just acknowledge that I do like a nice box. And boy, do Mini Marvels ever do a good job with their packaging! It looks so retro and fun; this is one of the few boxes I don’t actually want to throw out, despite the fact that it’s far too big for the product and will only end up taking up space.
When you open the box, there is a little write up about the company, which can be interesting, although to be fair, I am always much more interested in the toy itself. The Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager is a vibrating egg made of 100% body safe silicone with 10 settings, sadly only three of which are speeds, the rest are useless patterns. There, I have said it. Patterns are useless and if more companies would get rid of them, or reduced the amount of useless settings you have to scroll through if you accidentally passed the highest setting, it would be great.
The Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager is rechargeable and waterproof, so the cord has to be pushed through a small silicone hole in the top of the egg. You really have to push hard to get the charger all the way in. A full charge takes 2.5 hours , so you have to have a little patienec before you can start.
As you can see, the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager has an unusual shape. It’s quite flat from the top, but then the sides look like they have an indent in them. This has a purpose: you can lay the egg between your fingers and both fingers nestle into the indents quite handily. It’s an easier way to hold the vibrating egg and you don’t have to worry about it slipping all over the place when it gets wet.
Of course another benefit of the ridges is that you can switch up the sensations. If you like more pinpoint stimulation, simply press the pointy top of the egg against your clit and away you go.
I found the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager really easy to use. There are two buttons on the top: one to turn it on and one to scroll through the settings. With two buttons they could have made one button to scroll up and one to scroll down so you don’t have to scroll through all the patterns, but oh well. I also really liked the broad flat side of the egg, as I like broader stimulation against my vulva.
The Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager is also nice and quiet. If you use it under the covers you can’t even really hear it at all and also under water in the bath it is whisper quiet. Which is a bonus when you live with children (or other people you want to hide your mastubration sessions from).
The vibrations on the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager are not extremey rumbly nor very strong. I wouldn’t rate this as one of the best clitoral vibrators I have ever tried, but it isn’t the worst either. The few times I have tried it (once with the help of hubby) I have definitely been able to get off, but it wasn’t the instant orgasm I can expect from the We Vibe Tango, for example. I have to say here that I am a total power queen who likes broad simulation, so if you like a bit less power, this vibrator is probably perect for you.
All in all I liked the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager. I think the design is great, it’s wonderful to have a vibrator that doesn’t slide all over the place as soon as it is covered in lube and you can play with different sensations. Do I wish it was more powerful? Sure. But sometimes a little less power – and a little more build up to an orgasm – is not a bad thing.
You can buy the Mini Marvels Marvellous Massager at Sh! for £62.
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